Imagine the worst club you’ve ever been in with the most undesirably rancid of people you’d play with traffic crossing the road to avoid; this would be the soundtrack.

The Main mix (The Joker mix) is Euro pants at it’s lowest ebb, think Basshunter spooning The Venga Boys whilst The Cheeky Girls look on …not nice is it? The original is equally as lame, taking in the current trend for eighties sounding pop, they must have gone into the studio to purposely write a song for grand Theft Auto’s radio station.

It’s as cynical as it is bad and how they managed to rope in Robbie Rivera for the hey, Robbie Rivera mix is a mystery, he must have defaulted on his rent recently, faring much better is Micky Slims’ grimy electro house mix.
Chris Todd