Think of the dirgiest Cure tracks, slap in a bit of Duran Duran, a whole load of irony, a guitarist who thinks he’s The Edge circa 1982, give yerself a supposed provocative name, probably a load of cheap mascara and cheaper speed and you have The White Rose movement.

A band so stylised you have to ask if it’s an industry joke, either that or Flock of Seagulls have made a comeback being represented by a much younger better looking group.

If overproduced silly 80’s synth pop is your thing then why don’t you listen to some Visage or Killing Joke instead? It’d be cheaper and anyway, you already own the Bravery album and at least that worked.

And how dare they name their album after the Inxs classic of the same name? If poo had a sound it would sound like this, come back Fischerspooner, all is forgiven, absolute rot. 2/10

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